K. Reed

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We have a database of nerds, malingerers, autists, and data-keepers…And aggressive hipsters. And cold-breweed coffee enthusiasts. I love them all, and when the feces comes down and the total super-apocalypse occurs, I welcome them all to be on my island. I will make them dress as half animals to be my servants to reenact Island of Lost Souls.

-John Hodgman

What a generous offer. I accept. 

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“Driving Ms. Drowsy.” Judge John Hodgman, officiating. Judge John Hodgman. MaximumFun, 23 Nov. 2011. Web. 10 Apr. 2012. 

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I'm a writer, translator, and teacher living in Richmond, Virginia and working at Virginia Commonwealth University.

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