We have a database of nerds, malingerers, autists, and data-keepers…And aggressive hipsters. And cold-breweed coffee enthusiasts. I love them all, and when the feces comes down and the total super-apocalypse occurs, I welcome them all to be on my island. I will make them dress as half animals to be my servants to reenact Island of Lost Souls.
What a generous offer. I accept.
“Driving Ms. Drowsy.” Judge John Hodgman, officiating. Judge John Hodgman. MaximumFun, 23 Nov. 2011. Web. 10 Apr. 2012.